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Damn it Feels Good To Be a Gangsta'.

A Real Gansta Type Player Plays His Cards Right.


Turn that damn signal jammer on, this is business. (Harry, Ruth, Eve, Magda)
Doorway
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He found all three of them in his room when he came back. Convenient if inappropriate for their cover. The door swished shut and he gave it a solid kick with the back of his boot.

"Mild snag in plans," Harry muttered and let his smile drop away. His cheek almost hurt. Must have been all that resisting the urge to shoot someone. Never did sit well. "The 'Bug is in a bad way."

Which was just what he needed.

"Good news, he should be taking us as far as Cylax IV. Benny owes me a new ship. Play it cool and we'll manage everything that's not nailed down."

Starfleet: what, what?
Technology
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Well, hello there, ladies and gentlemen! Captain Leo Francis Walsh, and I just have a few questions for you fine upstanding people.

I would be much obliged if you'd take the time to answer a few, just to slake my terrible curiosity about you fascinating individuals.

Poll #1519046 Poll_1

I am.....?

A Starfleet Officer.
12(50.0%)
A law-abiding citizen.
4(16.7%)
A not so law-abiding citizen.
3(12.5%)
A Gangsta.
3(12.5%)
An idiot with a lot of money.
2(8.3%)

So what should I know about this Ship? You know, useful things. Like where they keep inventory.

So have you met the lovely ladies?

Yes, dear god, yes.
1(4.2%)
No. Where can I meet these ladies?
3(12.5%)
No, but goddam, I saw them.
1(4.2%)
Gee 'Leo' how'd you get to be so lucky?
3(12.5%)
What are you on about?
13(54.2%)

On a scale of Not true to Totally true: Romulan Ale should be legalized.

Mean: 7.33 Median: 8 Std. Dev 2.90
1
2(8.3%)
2
0(0.0%)
3
2(8.3%)
4
0(0.0%)
5
2(8.3%)
6
2(8.3%)
7
1(4.2%)
8
5(20.8%)
9
1(4.2%)
10
9(37.5%)

On a scale of Not true to Totally true: Yes, I would like to buy a watch.

Mean: 3.08 Median: 1 Std. Dev 3.07
1
14(58.3%)
2
2(8.3%)
3
1(4.2%)
4
0(0.0%)
5
1(4.2%)
6
1(4.2%)
7
2(8.3%)
8
1(4.2%)
9
0(0.0%)
10
2(8.3%)

On a scale of Not true to Totally true: Trade tariffs are hurting our local vendors.

Mean: 5.75 Median: 5 Std. Dev 2.44
1
1(4.2%)
2
2(8.3%)
3
1(4.2%)
4
2(8.3%)
5
7(29.2%)
6
2(8.3%)
7
3(12.5%)
8
3(12.5%)
9
0(0.0%)
10
3(12.5%)

If I were to tell you that I was Antarian Royalty, of the recently and unjustly deposed variety, you would...?

Oh my goodness! Let me give you some start up money!
2(8.7%)
That inheritance that you got? Of course I'll keep it. Have my account numbers.
1(4.3%)
Well I don't know about that...you wouldn't happen to have any special offers for listening, would you?
1(4.3%)
Wouldn't believe you. Can you enlarge my penis?
6(26.1%)
Other: See comments.
13(56.5%)

On Subspace Frequency A
Communicator (Shipwide)
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This is Captain Leo Francis Walsh of the Class J Cargo ship, Lightning Bug.

Due to several recent
inconveniences our Schiller Unit has been reduced to a mere 35 point expenditure. Any lower and we'd be running without core containment!

If there's any kind, travelin' souls about who can donate an Engineer, p'raps some lithium crystal circuits, to a poor, simple cargo transport...well I'd be
much obliged.

Message to repeat.

Captain Leo Francis Walsh, out.

Damn, it's bright out here.
Nude (Sitting flare)
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Well, that went well.

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